was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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