It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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