Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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