I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
