you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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