do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Hippo gnu deer
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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