I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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