I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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