he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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