69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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