If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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