The maid of honor just puked.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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