North Korea, Best Korea!
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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