I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just pee around me
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm always down for nudity.
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