He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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