My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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