Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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