If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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