She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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