Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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