I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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