My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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