I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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