Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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