So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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