I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
No more Irish car bombs ever.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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