I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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