let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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