no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Randomize
