he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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