Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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