i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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