batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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