belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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