Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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