Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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