So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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