can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Randomize
