That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
