Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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