he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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