So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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