i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
babies were throwing up all over the place
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
