wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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