his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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