on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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