Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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