I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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