why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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