What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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